The Truth Is... Flat

The world's first support group for those brave enough to see past the round Earth conspiracy.

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About Our Community

Flat Earthers Anonymous is a sanctuary for those who question the spherical status quo. We're not conspiracy theorists - we're just people who trust our own eyes.

Have you ever looked at the horizon? Notice how it's flat? That's not a coincidence. For too long, the "globe industry" has profited from selling us a round world. NASA's annual budget could feed millions, but instead, they use CGI to maintain the illusion.

Fun Fact: If Earth was really a globe, water would fall off the bottom!

Irrefutable Evidence

The Horizon Test

If Earth was round, the horizon would curve. Have you ever seen a curved horizon? Exactly. Checkmate, round-earthers.

*Actual scientific test results may vary based on your willingness to believe.

Flight Paths

Why do planes fly in "straight" lines on a flat map? Because the Earth IS flat! Pilots know the truth but are sworn to secrecy.

*No pilots were consulted in making this claim.

Water Physics

Water always finds its level. It doesn't stick to a ball. Ever put water on a basketball? It falls off! Case closed.

*Ignores gravity, surface tension, and other inconvenient scientific facts.

Still not convinced?

Try this: if the Earth is spinning at 1,000 mph, why don't we feel it? And why don't planes have to account for the Earth's rotation?

*Please do not attempt to explain inertial reference frames or angular velocity to us.

Frequently Asked Questions

The edge of the Earth is surrounded by a 150-foot ice wall called Antarctica that keeps the oceans from spilling over. The world's governments station guards there to prevent people from climbing over and discovering the truth.

All faked by NASA using CGI! They have an annual budget of billions just to maintain this illusion. Ever notice how satellite images never show stars? That's because they can't fake the entire universe!

Simple: the flat Earth is constantly accelerating upward at 9.8 m/s². That's why things fall "down." Alternatively, gravity doesn't exist, and density is the only reason things fall. Choose whichever theory you find most convenient!

What Our Members Say

"Ever since I joined FEA, my friends and family won't talk to me anymore. But that's how you know you're onto something big!"

- Dave B.
Former Globist, Now Enlightened

"I used to believe in a round Earth, but then I watched a 4-hour YouTube video at 2 AM, and now I know better. The truth is out there... or actually, it's right here!"

- Karen T.
Facebook Researcher

"I sailed to the edge of the Earth once. I would have taken a picture, but my camera was confiscated by the Antarctic Treaty guards. They're everywhere!"

- Mike D.
Self-Proclaimed Explorer

Join the Flat Movement

Become a member of Flat Earthers Anonymous today and unlock access to:

  • Secret flat Earth maps the government doesn't want you to see
  • Weekly newsletters debunking "science"
  • Exclusive forum access with fellow truth-seekers
  • Discount on tinfoil hats (keeps NASA from reading your thoughts)
  • Take our Flat Earth Knowledge Quiz and test your enlightenment
  • Receive an official Flat Earth membership certificate

It is 100% FREE! By signing up you are supporting our ongoing research into what's below the flat Earth. (Hint: It's turtles all the way down.)

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